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PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:07 pm    Post subject:  Facts inventati da noi.
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Comincio con questo:

Chuck Norris quò guardarsi nelle narici.

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una volta hanno provatoa scolpire la faccia di CHUCK NORRIS sul monte rushmore....ma il granito non era abbastanza duro per la sua barba..........

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:48 am    Post subject:  
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Chuck Norris ha inventato una canzone di ispirazione fascista, si chiama "La camisa negra". Mr. Green
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Il giaguaro è l'animale più veloce del mondo. Chuck Norris lo allena. Very Happy
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Chuck Norris se è nato tondo può morire prisma a base ottagonale.
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Le donne ne sanno una più del diavolo. Chuck Norris si scopa le donne. E anche il diavolo.
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I watussi riescono a guardare negli occhi alle giraffe. Le giraffe non hanno il coraggio di guardare Chuck Norris negli occhi.
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Mc Gyver può creare un aereo con un po di carta, degli stecchi x gelato e del nastro adesivo. Chuck Norris lo può distruggere con un calcio rotante.
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Mc Gyver può creare una bomba atominca con una graffetta 2 caramelle e un po di colla. Chuck Norris la può disinnescare con un tagliaunghie.
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Mc Gyver può montare e smontare tutto a suo piacimento. Chuck Norris può montare e smontare Mc Gyver fissandolo.
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Chuck Norris puo bucare l'acqua..... Laughing
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Forse nn conoscete la storia di Adamo ed Eva in ..realtà.. la costola nn se l'è tolta Adamo x darla a Eva..

..ma gliel'ha tolta Chuck cn 1calcio rotante..

..dopo questo Chuck si inventò

la balla ke Adamo si tolse 1 costola x Eva..

..nn solo x fargli fare bella figura..

..ma x nn rivelare mai la propria età.. Wink Boo Yahh !!!

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Quando qualcuno incontra ChuckNorris e lo saluta dicendo Ciao..

..può considerarsi fortunato perchè ChuckNorris nn lo cagherà di striscio.. Rolling Eyes

Quando qualcuno incontra ChuckNorris e lo saluta dicendo Ciao Chuck..

..può considerarsi Morto.. Twisted Evil Nessuno nomina il nome di Chuck Invano.. Cool

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Quando qualcuno chiede pieta a CHUCK NORRIS.....lui gli rispondera

"nel mio vocabolario non esiste la parola pieta"............

e lo colpisce con un calcio rotante uccidendolo..............

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..Gesu' camminava sulle acque..

..Chuck Norris Dicendo Boo Yahh !!! può Affogare Gesù.. Cool


Oggi sn ispiratissimo Boo Yahh !!! Cool

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